Nice to see you enjoying your membership!
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
I love what you've done with the place.
Thanks for participating!
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"
Your comments always make me smile!
You make me think of beautiful things, like strawberries.
You guys are the best customers ever!
Before you came along we were hungry.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Assfacedgoat
You look better whether the lights are on or off.