It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
What would I do without you?
I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
Your eyebrows really make your pretty eyes stand out.
Your comments always make me chuckle!
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Thanks for being such great members!
Assblaster
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.