Nice to see you enjoying your membership!
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
I would love to visit you, but I live on the Internet.
You guys are the funnest members!
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"
I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.
I love you more than a drunk college student loves tacos.
With members like you this job is easy!
You're more cuddly than the Downy Bear.
Your comments are what drives us!
FacialFreak
You are the watermelon in my fruit salad. Yum!