It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
We’re lucky to have members like you!
You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
Your comments always make me smile!
You're so rad.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
With members like you this job is easy!
You are like a spring flower; beautiful and vivacious.
Chef Jeff
I dig you.